http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfsoBAT27pA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EYyA2MGWWA

pyramid city

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6923kXiROg

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Dost tum bhi likhko shayri ,meri tera tumhara bhi name ho jaiga,
Jb tujh pr bhi phekenge log andde aur tamatar,
To sham ki shabji ka tumhara bhi intazam ho jaiga
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Rok do mere janaje ko ,mere me jaan aa gai hai
Rok do mere janaje ko ,mere me jaan aa gai hai
Are dikhta nahi salo,samne daru ki dukan aa gai hai
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Kya lekr aaya hai,kya lekr jaiga
Kya lekr aaya hai,kya lekr jaiga
Mujhe SMS naa krke jalim,
Tu kitne paise bachaiga?
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Kash aaj barish ho jai,or mera ye katora pani se bhar jai,
Kash aaj barish ho jai,or mera ye katora pani se bhar jai,
Jo aaj yeh SMS padhne ke baad bhi REPLY naa kare
Wo es katore me sharam se doob kr mar jai
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Jalim kitna ghyal krwa diya tumne
Jalim kitna ghyal krwa diya tumne
Bula ke apne ghar,baap se pitwa diya tune
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Love You !
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In
Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love Me!!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now!!

Forward$ this email to every one... ~~who belive in love..!!

pj

Man Mohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush – Wow! How Many?
Man Mohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 – Astronaut

love shayari

Khusbu Ne Phoolo Ko Ahsas Banaya,
Phoolo Ne Baagh Ko Kuch Khas Banaya,
Ishq Ne Mohabbat Ko Ek Pyaas Banaya
Aur Is hi Mohabbat Ne Hamay Devdas Banaya

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Lehron may dubtay rahe dariya nahi mila,
usse bichar kar phir koi waisa nahi mila,
kuch log thodi der ke liye achhe lage,
magar hum jiske ho sake koi waisa nahin mila

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yaad mein tumhari aanhain bharta hai koi,
saans ke saath tumhay yaad karta hai koi,
maut sachai hai ek roz sabko aani hai,
teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi.

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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

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Tamam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.

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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.

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Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.

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Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.

Sardarji

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto.
Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite
kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya
khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa
kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja
tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun
dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

maiboli

hi everyone welcome to my site

funny shayari

Arz kiya hai,
tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge.
Tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge.
Bell bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.
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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
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Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se,
magar akeley mein tumhe
apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
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Hum Raat Ki Tanhai Me Tumhe Awaz Diya Karte Hai
Aur Sitaron Se Apka Jikr Kiya Karte Hai
Na Aao Khwabon Me Hamare
Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hai
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Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana...
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...
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Tumne mere dil se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere man se khela
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Wah Wah Well Played
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I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
Enuff - I luv other alphabets also
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Tere Baap ne Mujhe Peeta
Tere Baap ne Mujhe Peeta
Tan ki Shakti Man ki Shakti Bournvitaaa...
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Uss ne mere dil mei jgah to bna li,
mane b uski tasvir apne dil mei sakali,
wo mujse aise hi ruth gye,
fir maine b uski dusri behan fassa li.
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar
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Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye......
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Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
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haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo. kunware hum bhi nahi.
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SHAHJHA NE TAJ MAHHL KE HAR MINARE SE DEKHA
HAR DARVAJE SE DEKHA, CHARO OR SE DEKHA,
OR BOLA,
SALA BAHU KHARCHA HOGAYA
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SHARAB BANI,TO MEHKHANE BANE,
HUSN BANA,TO DIWANE BANE,
KUCCH TO HAI AAP MEIN,
KUCCH TO HAI AAP MEIN,
YUHI TO NAHI PAGALKHANE BANE.....!
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TUM HAMESHA.......... MUSKURATE RAHO,
MUSKURATE RAHO,
MUSKURATE RAHO,
MUSKURATE RAHO,
MERA KYA JAYEGA?
LOG TUMHE HI PAGAL SAMJHEGE............
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Arz kiya hai
Woh aayay humari kabr pay
Woh aayay humari kabr pay
Diya bujha gayay...
Diyay main jo tel tha sar pay laga gayay......
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zamane ke dar se teri tasvir toilet mein laga rakhi hai !!
zamane ke dar se teri tasvir toilet mein laga rakhi hai !!
didar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai !!!
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Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
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Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand ne kaha ,
oye khote, paji,gadhe,
itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya
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do pal kibhi khushi na mili to kiya
hum zindagi bhar gum ke sahare jee lenge
kya hua jo humari girlfriend na mili
hum apki girlfriend ke sahare jee lenge
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Tawe par pada Popcorn uchalta kyo hai?
?
??
???
Khud baith ke dekh pata chal jayega.
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