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Friday, September 15, 2006

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Dost tum bhi likhko shayri ,meri tera tumhara bhi name ho jaiga,
Jb tujh pr bhi phekenge log andde aur tamatar,
To sham ki shabji ka tumhara bhi intazam ho jaiga
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Rok do mere janaje ko ,mere me jaan aa gai hai
Rok do mere janaje ko ,mere me jaan aa gai hai
Are dikhta nahi salo,samne daru ki dukan aa gai hai
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Kya lekr aaya hai,kya lekr jaiga
Kya lekr aaya hai,kya lekr jaiga
Mujhe SMS naa krke jalim,
Tu kitne paise bachaiga?
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Kash aaj barish ho jai,or mera ye katora pani se bhar jai,
Kash aaj barish ho jai,or mera ye katora pani se bhar jai,
Jo aaj yeh SMS padhne ke baad bhi REPLY naa kare
Wo es katore me sharam se doob kr mar jai
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Jalim kitna ghyal krwa diya tumne
Jalim kitna ghyal krwa diya tumne
Bula ke apne ghar,baap se pitwa diya tune
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Love You !
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In
Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love Me!!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now!!

Forward$ this email to every one... ~~who belive in love..!!

Monday, September 11, 2006

pj

Man Mohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush – Wow! How Many?
Man Mohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 – Astronaut

love shayari

Khusbu Ne Phoolo Ko Ahsas Banaya,
Phoolo Ne Baagh Ko Kuch Khas Banaya,
Ishq Ne Mohabbat Ko Ek Pyaas Banaya
Aur Is hi Mohabbat Ne Hamay Devdas Banaya

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Lehron may dubtay rahe dariya nahi mila,
usse bichar kar phir koi waisa nahi mila,
kuch log thodi der ke liye achhe lage,
magar hum jiske ho sake koi waisa nahin mila

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yaad mein tumhari aanhain bharta hai koi,
saans ke saath tumhay yaad karta hai koi,
maut sachai hai ek roz sabko aani hai,
teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi.

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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

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Tamam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.

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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.

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Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.

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Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.

Sardarji

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto.
Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite
kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya
khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa
kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja
tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun
dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"